Yesterday I went down to the basement to talk to my husband and it smelled AWFUL down there. I mean, it was REALLY bad. It reminded me of the time when I was in college and I cleaned out the freezer then forgot to take out the trash ... Two days ago there had been a faint smell of something rancid, but it wasn't too bad (and Ben couldn't even smell it then ... MEN!) so I didn't worry too much about it. But, yesterday, piewwwwiiee!!! Even he agreed that it stunk.
But he still sat down there, studying in the stink ... Men are so weird. Actually I believe his exact words about the smell were "swamp gas". Right ... Anway, I had remembered hearing a scrabbling noise in the chimney several days earlier, as if some critter had gotten itself stuck. Ugh. I bet you can guess where this is going.
I started searching high and low for the source of the smell. I got the flashlight and looked in the crawl space ... It's super creepy down there. You could definitely stash several dead bodies in there and no one would ever find them. Well, except for the smell, maybe. But there was nothing there this time.
I stuck my nose in the bathroom ... nothing quite that offensive in there.
I went outside and sniffed around the chimney ... inconclusive.
Back inside, I sniffed at a hole in the wall between the 2 basement rooms ... nothing.
Then, I sniffed at the woodstove. BINGO.
But surely there wouldn't be anything in the actual woodstove right? It's probably stuck between the pipe and the chimney structure. That would be just my luck. I decide to open the woodstove anyway, just to be sure.
5 minutes later ...
I finally figure out how to open the darn thing. Very slowly I opened the door, caught a glimpse of the inside and hurriedly shut it. Yep, dead squirrel, curled up on the floor of the woodstove. Ick, ick, ick, and blech. I ran upstairs and outside, just to make sure I'm not smelling it any more, and took several gulps of fresh air. Ewwwwwwww! I would have been a REALLY bad pioneer.
Five hours later my husband finally decides to take care of the squirrel. FIVE HOURS. Seriously? His excuse ... "It's raining". I even took a box, bags and gloves (and Lysol) downstairs for him. Oh well, I guess he was the one that had to sit in that stinky room! Which still had a residue of the smell this morning, by the way, and he complained when I opened the window. "Too cold," he says. "Too bad," I said!